Remember the story of the old bull and young bull standing on a hill overlooking a herd of cows.
Where the young bull said to the old bull, "Why don't we run down there and fuck one of them." The old bull wisely replied, why don't we walk down and fuck them all."
Of course, the story doesn't end there.
The old bull found it necessary to provide the young bull with detailed instructions because fucking information was needed. Such information was needed to illustrate the art of fucking.
After all, the young bull was fucking inexperienced when experience and wisdom were needed. The art of fucking required more than trying to fuck a female herd member without having any real fucking experience.
The old bull explained further.
I know I said fuck them all. But that's not realistic. Some females in the herd are not to be fucked.
Young calves are off-limits. It's illegal and immoral to fuck them. If you do, your balls will be cut-off and later eaten as a delicacy. Not eaten in any pleasurable way may I add.
Not all female cows want to fuck you. If they say no. It doesn't matter how much you want to fuck them, never force them to fuck. It's strictly forbidden.
Some heifers can't stand or enjoy hearing the words fuck and fucking said out loud. They are frigid. Fucking frozen. Cold on the outside but fucking sizzling hot on the inside. If you show patience and play your cards right, they could end up providing you with some of the most pleasurably fucking you'll ever experience.
The young bull was all ears. Tell me more he excitingly said.
Okay. I will, said the old bull. But listen carefully.
Be extremely careful of those females attached to other bulls. You could get in trouble fucking them. Especially if you get caught. But if they want to fuck you. Do not disappoint them. Fuck them anyway. It's every bull for himself.
However, be extra cautious when it comes to fucking Jersey cows. They may be attached to a bull who's in the mafia. If you get caught fucking a Jersey cow who belongs to a mafia bull, you could end up in a butcher's shop. You definitely don't want that to fucking happen.
Tell me more. Tell me more. Tell me more. Demanded the young bull. Settle down, advised the old bull, who continued with his instructions.
There are the cougars. Mature females who become totally insane and intensely orgasmic when fucking young cocky bulls. They will fuck you all day. Fuck you all night. Fuck you and make you feel alright.
Really. Really. Really. Said, the young bull loudly. Yes fucking really, answered the old bull. Stop interrupting and fucking listen, he admonished.
Of course, there are also MILFs. They're easily recognizable. Their udders are budging with ample supplies of warm milk. Just like the warmth provided by the hotness of their incredible fucking skills. MILFs are a joy to fuck. Never pass on an opportunity to fuck one ... two ... or three.
The old bull continued.
Some females in the herd love to engage in three-ways. It's something that satisfies their appetites when fucking. It also helps to intensify the tantalizing thrill when they participate in group fucking without getting fucked over. Three-ways involve a lot of wet slurpee-like teat sucking and tongue-swirling ball licking.
Then there are the independent-minded heifers who will fuck ... will fuck ...
The old bull suddenly looked up and caught a glimpse of the young bull running down the hill toward the herd as fast as he could.
The old bull shook his head in disbelief, thinking to himself; young bulls are full of nothing but fucking fucked up bullshit?